Fuck ISIS: The Super Patriotic Dating SIM is a satirical visual novel. Play as Elodie, a 19-year-old CIA super spy. As one of America's most ruthless agents, you’ve been assigned a deadly solo mission: infiltrate and destroy ISIS.

Besides the whole “super spy” thing, you’re just a normal American girl… who’s really horny. Give these fuckers an American ass-kicking, and maybe learn a bit about your body on the way. Just remember the #1 rule of the CIA: always ask for consent.

Rated 4.1 out of 5 stars
(15 total ratings)
GenreInteractive Fiction, Visual Novel
TagsAdult, Dating Sim, Erotic, Romance, satire, Text based


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This is making me so sad ;( Why is both of the ending r like thissss? I know it's obviously necessary for the story but ahhhhh can't we just live a happy life with the kaliph?  😿 Great story tho, for supposedly a satire game you really put a lot of effort and ugh I just want to say thank you for your hard work~! ;d

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OMGGG babe this means so much to me!! Thank you for reading both endings. I feel for you, Elodie is amazing and she deserves a happy ending... I blame America lmfao. 

Ok this was weirdly interesting

genuinely that's so nice <3 thank you <3 :)


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This game is so well-written, with lines like, "Everyone laughs, which is super sad. I always feel bad for unpopular people. I can’t imagine how hard their lives must be, because I can’t relate at all."

And, "My parents were loving, salt-of-the-Earth types. They taught me all about hard work, loving America, and hating the blacks and queers and evil terrorists who were trying to take democracy away from us."

I hope that there can be more Elodie stories because she is super funny

Edit (major spoilers): damn I just finished it... never mind then. F for JFK. You definitely need to make more games tho, your writing is funny as hell

ahhhhh tysm!!! i'm so happy you liked the writing, yay yay yay :)

yes! I picked true love at first, and though I am kinda salty JFK wanted to get in my way, also felt a little bad when he, like, you know. Died when I picked America. Do you think you'd ever make another game similar to this? :)

Super cool that you played both endings! :) 

Definitely, would love to make another game like this someday. I'm thinking about potentially making another dating SIM based on my experiences with unionization efforts in the workplace. I'll post any updates for sure. 

Thanks again for the kind words. It's super encouraging and means the world to me!!

More spicy dating sims! I’ll be sure to follow you so that I’m emailed whenever you do decide to post next. :D


dont make games against islam


It's not against Islam, there is even a scene in this where an Islamic woman is talking about how fulfilling her religion is. Islam and ISIS are not one and the same. You can be Islamic and not agree with ISIS.

Yes, you are right, but there is a problem

The existence of the black flag in this content is offensive to Muslims because the words on it are sacred and should not be placed here so please remove it from the image.

I know you are not against Muslims, but this flag here offends them, especially by replacing sacred words written on it with sexual objects, which is very offensive.


Thanks for the comment, truly! I appreciate this perspective, and I'll carefully consider it.

For a bit of context, the black flag is a reference to an art project by Paul Coombs, an artist in the UK who made it in protest to ISIS's interpretation of Islam. https://news.artnet.com/art-world/paul-coombs-on-isis-dildo-flag-313838 This is listed in the credits to the game as well. 

That ending... I feel betrayed. WHYYY

ahhhhh audrey ty for playing!!! :)

did you pick true love or america?? 


I picked true love... But regardless great work on the writing, its refreshing.

bahahaha, very understanding reaction! and omg ty for your kind words :) makes my day!!

what the fuck


woah... just... woah...

lol <3 <3


This story is a wild ride the whole way through.

yayyyyyy, thank you!!!